Velvet Underground songs with some of the lyrics replaced with pizza. This is so stupid.
Or Selma has Spherical earrings and Patty has Pointy ones.
Shit, that’s good. I wish I had included that. Also, I wish I had used the word “series” rather than “sequence.”
Selma is the second one listed in the episode title “Homer vs. Patty and Selma” and Patty is the primary one (primary meaning first)
ryansimmons asked: What is a good tip on how to start a great sketch? Please answer once genuinely, and if you like, once with a bit answer.
I am flattered you would ask me. I don’t know if I know. I would say the best way to start a great sketch is to write a complete draft of a mediocre sketch. Then, figure out what funny thing compelled you to write in the first place, and rewrite according to that, again and again and again. I am sure that is not the answer you wanted. Maybe start with something you honestly feel about the world, instead of something parodying a movie/tv show/piece of media? There needs to be more slice of life sketches. That is lofty advice from a guy who has in his “SKETCH IDEAS” file: “a guy who tries to fix a woman’s computer and she keeps saying “it no worky! me sorry!”
joestanton asked: When is good for you? Sub-question: I can't believe you didn't put balsamic vinegar and oil on your salad dressings list, what is UP with that?
text me! Balsamic is a great dressing, probably #4 on my list. I think it is tasty and would definitely put it on all of my Waldorf salads.
Anonymous asked: What's your beef against LA Harold Night? You often say it's like the Stars for Charity version of Jeopardy in that it's dumbed down significantly.
I have never said this either on or off the record, and I do not believe this to be true. I do believe that the Stars for Charity Jeopardy questions should be consistent in difficulty with regular Jeopardy, and if you want to donate money to charity, just do that without the pretense of competition.
justdreamingaway asked: What movie brings you comfort
Back To The Future. Back To The Future Part 2. Back To The Future Part 3. Do The Right Thing. Goodfellas. Casino. Die Hard. Die Hard With A Vengeance. Clue.
joestanton asked: Wanna get a beer sometime soon?
Great question. Yes!
corypalmer asked: What would be your preferred cut of beef to have on your head
A tenderloin, as it is a small and manageable cut. It is round and presumably easiest to balance on my head.