MBC: Allie wants me to learn a new skill.
Not just learn, but really learn, get really good at. She says I’m almost thirty, and when I’m thirty, I’m going to be thankful I spent at least part of my twenties doing something other than writing, and trying to write. “You like computers,” she said….
MBC: Allie and I decided to have a slow, lazy weekend together.
First, I insisted we lay out the rules of the lazy weekend. They are as followed:
1. No leaving the apartment. All food will be delivered. All entertainment will be streamed.
2. No showers before 6pm.
3. No computers. I can only…
MBC: Allie is so important to my social life.
Without Allie, I really struggle in social situations.
It’s not that I’m boring, it’s that I have nothing to say. I know most people aren’t interested in any of the things I’m interested in – I’m barely interested in them. Who wants to hear me talk…
Ep 54 with Jon Mackey-
This week, I interview Max Middlebit. Max is a 14 year old boy, who has begun to home school himself. I talk to Max about his family, thanking people, and mustaches.
The hardest thing about following Phish on tour is getting your teenaged son to respect you again.
I wrote this! I’m happy with how it turned out, and I think it reads better if you put on Fuego.
MBC: Allie has started being mean to me in her sleep.
In bed, she’ll wake me up by violently yanking all the covers off my body, and if I go to grab them back, she’ll punch me in the arm. If that were all of it, I could deal with it – but she’s now starting to call me a big fat farty baby, and a…
— I love Phish, but I can understand how someone could hate Phish.
MBC: Allie and I have a pool in our apartment building, so now we are the king and queen of summer fun.
It is fun to invite our friends over to swim and lounge and relax by a modestly-sized, six and a half foot deep pool. It is empowering to know that we hold all the power over who gets invited…
I laughed so hard at this movie, harder than anything in recent memory.
Sometimes I think the comedy world Allie exists in is like the Mafia.
We were watching Goodfellas the other night, and it dawned on me how similar the two worlds are. Both Allie’s comedy world and the Mafia are these underground movements that let select people in. They both have an…
- You're not going to win this one.
On Sunday I decided to take myself to the movies. It was a last minute decision and since it was a movie that would...
- Jewish and goyish
Dig: I’m Jewish. Count basie’s Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor’s goyish. B’nai B’rith is goyish;...
To: TCGS family
Re: Feelings on the state of the Chris Gethard Show
Hi. Old friend of the show. I say “old...
- 100 Bad Restaurants
- The Spaghetti Warehouse
- The Camel
- Baby’s Carrots
- Ain’t It A Crumb!
- Itchy Waiter
- Warm Water
INT. Pudding - Day
Everyone on stage is wondering why they are in pudding.
There is not need for words, the joke is visual and...